I REALLY WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY

Posted Date: Sunday, April 08, 2007 - 6:14 PM
NO REALLY.  I WANT TO GO AND SIT IN SPAIN AND COOK AND EAT AND SWIM AND READ DAVID FOSTER WALLACE SHORT STORIES AND CLIMB DOWN THE MOUNTAIN TO THE MARKET AND BUY A RUCKSACKFUL OF FRUIT AND WATCH BIZARRE SPANISH TELLY AND GET DRUNK ON CHEAP BOOZE AND PRETEND I'M NOT FEEDING THE CATS AND MOOCH AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY WITH MATT.  I AM SICK OF WORKING AND I WANT MY PASSPORT SO I CAN LEAVE ENGLAND.  RIGHT NOW.  I HAVE NOT BEEN ON A PROPER HOLIDAY FOR OVER TWO YEARS, AND I PROMISE I WON'T TAKE ANY WORK WITH ME EVEN FOR THE PLANE.  PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION MR PASSPORT OFFICE DUDE.  ta xxx