My passport came today :D

Posted Date: Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 4:25 AM
It has the biometrics in it, apparently.  And for some reason it has birds all printed through it.  Is this some kind of code from the Illuminati?  I debated whether to put Dr Alice on the form since, if all goes well, for the majority of the next ten years I will be Dr Alice!  But no, I decided to be honest (and not jinx myself or lay myself open to calls to perform emergency surgery on another captive in a hostage situation.  Imagine how embarrassing that would be: "Sorry, can't really handle the tracheotomy, but give me that copy of On Grammatology and we can damn well deconstruct the illness/wellness binary.").

I am also VERY VERY itchy.  I am superexcited about going on holiday but this excitement is marred by my itchy itchy itchy face and shoulders.  I have new acne cream and it is drying my skin out something chronic.  I've been moisturising like you're supposed to but it's still pretty flakey and disgusting.  Is benzoyl peroxide meant to make you so red and inflamed the acne can't show through, hmm?

And I've been reading DFW Girl with Curious Hair and the first story, Little Expressionless Animals, makes me want to answer all statements with a question: The most confusing quiz-show concept ever.  What is Jeopardy?